Sick as Our Secrets/Quotes

Maddie: At my old school, we had a strict dress code, and no&mdash;I don't play any sports; I hate sports. Maddie: Like, what has humanity come to as we sit around, watching dudes ram into each other and get brain injuries? Maddie: Come on, put some elbow grease into it! Get your Cinderell-y on. Wes: My Cinderell-y? Maddie: I made-out with Wes, and Trish had a fantasy baby&hellip;and I made-out with Wes. Did I actually make-out with Wes? Meanwhile, Zach is my boyfriend. Wes' mouth tasted like something really good&hellip;what is it? It's, like, familiar&hellip;Chapstick? Cinnamon&hellip;oh, I think it's bubblegum. Maddie: And you know what they say: It's progress, not perfection. Vern: Does soy milk go bad? Craig: Sudden interest in dairy? Vern: Cynthia's coming over with cake leftovers. Craig: Cynthia? Uh, leftovers? Vern: Yeah, her wedding cake-tasting. Paul's gone paleo before the wedding, so he's only taking one bite of each. Craig: Oh, okay&hellip; Vern: Please, don't even get me started&hellip;some kind of janky philosophy about the diet cavemen used to eat when we were all hunter-gatherers, or whatever. His masochism is my game. Vern: Carrot cake at a wedding is perverse! Nobody deserves raisins at a wedding&mdash;not even your dumb in-laws. Fondant? Please. If I'm gonna put on a suit and dance the Electric Slide with your creepy cousins, then I want buttercream. Cynthia: I kissed someone. Vern: Huh-what? Cynthia: Someone who is not Paul. Vern: Holy Gold Leaf Tahitian Vanilla Bean, what the hell are you talking about? Vern: What are these girls doing in here?! How did they even break that thing? Craig: Oh, I don't know. It's always something, especially with the girls. If it's not the sink, it's hair everywhere&mdash;I mean, there is hair everywhere. Maddie: Yes! I'm talking about a romantic relationship that's not right, but not wrong, either. Cynthia: Well, uh&hellip;sometimes, relationships can be, um, complicated, and just because a relationship isn't right, uh, you might think that it makes you the bad person, and&hellip;uh, maybe it does&mdash;maybe&mdash;and maybe if it isn't right, then it's wrong&mdash;very wrong and very irresponsible! But then again, maybe a relationship is too strong of a word, and&mdash;but if it feels so right, then is it so wrong? Right? Maddie: What the hell are you talking about? Cynthia: What are you talking about? Maddie: I am talking about Zach; I just didn't wanna say, because you know him. Cynthia: Oh! Oh, Maddie&hellip;no&mdash;no, no, no&mdash;no, you can say whatever you wanna say in here. No judgment. Vern (about Craig): I didn't realise he'd have the tolerance of an eighty-five-pound ballerina. Wes: Do you think we should take him home? Vern: Nah, leave him alone; he's havin' fun. Craig: Yeah, Cynthia, don't say anything. I, uh, I'm just gonna say what I need to say, because i-it's driving me crazy. Look, I-I'll just say, then you'll have it. Um&hellip; Cynthia, I don't want what happened to be the last and only time&mdash;I don't. I-I would like tens&mdash;or hundreds&mdash;more occurrences like that, because respectfully, Cynthia, th-the thing is, you are&hellip;you're incredible&mdash;you are. I mean, I-I think you're fascinating, and complex, and so damn sexy, and I just&mdash;I don't understand you&mdash;yet&mdash;and-and I want to. I-I-I want to understand you. I just-I just hope some-somehow, you will let me. Maddie: Every friendship has an origin story, but&hellip;some aren't what they seem. Enemies can be friends in disguise, and vice-versa. People can surprise you&mdash;with secrets, with lies, with the truth. People can surprise you with love&hellip;and some relationships are ever-evolving; you don't know exactly where they'll end up. That's part of the fun.